Celebrity Pregnancies and My Cousin: An Ugly Truth

Conversational snippets from the Romantic Life of Brian:

The scene: There I am, transferring groceries from cart to the cashier’s conveyor belt. I take notice of a celebrity on the cover of a gossip rag. Cue intellectually stimulating discussion with total stranger behind me in line.

“Wow… she really let herself go.”
“Ummm, I think that she’s PREGNANT.”
“That brings to mind my cousin. The one who got pregnant, as they say, ‘from the toilet seat’. Aside from the craziness of it all, I’ve always been left to question one thing.”
“Just one?”
“Yeah… what was she doing in that neighborhood anyway?”


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