“Stanced”

stanced

Today’s lesson, kids, is just how fucking stupid this “cambered” and “laying rocker” thing really is. Let’s apply the look to a bonafide classic of the street machine era, shall we? I mean, scientifically speaking, if the look is such a knock-out, it could improve even, well, near-perfection. Let’s have a go with it!

stanced

Conclusion: NOTHING IN THE UNIVERSE IS MADE COOLER WITH AN IMPROPER ALIGNMENT AND ZERO GROUND CLEARANCE.

Nothing. Not ever. Not even your mom’s old Civic.

Speaking of which, let’s take it a step or two further, shall we?

star exhaust
More? OK:

winged

Still more? I can do that:

pink

If it were any more flamboyant, it wouldn’t even be in that picture. It would be marching in a parade, wearing ass-less chaps.

I rest my case.

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I draw cars. I also provide full-service hot rod design and illustration, custom car, graphic and web design tailored to the custom automotive aftermarket, including logos, branding, project planning and research, and even apparel design. Need an ad, some copy, or a jump on social media? I do that, too. My mission is straightforward: To consistently provide the ultimate in design creativity and customer service, with an experience and artistic vision that is second to none. While working to raise the standard of automotive illustration, I seek to educate the public with regard to the labor and sacrifice required to create a work of fine art.

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